Tuesday, March 22, 2005

MMM...BAD TASTE

What's on Terri Schiavo's iPod?

Dean Martin, “Let Me Go, Lover”
The Beach Boys, “Busy Doin’ Nothin’”
Pink Floyd, “Comfortably Numb”
Simon & Garfunkel, “I Am A Rock”
Otis Rush, “My Love Will Never Die”
The Mothers Of Invention, “Call Any Vegetable”
Starz, “Pull The Plug”
The Smiths, “Girlfriend In A Coma”
The Tubes, “Don’t Want To Wait Anymore”
The Delgados, “Pull The Wires From The Walls”
X, "When Our Love Passed Out On The Couch"
“Food, Glorious Food” (from the Oliver soundtrack)
Danzig, “Can’t Speak”
The Supremes, “You Keep Me Hangin’ On”
Gary Numan, “My Dying Machine”
Michael Jackson, “Leave Me Alone”
Temple Of The Dog, “Hunger Strike”
Joy Division, “She’s Lost Control”
Metallica, "One"
Neil Young & Crazy Horse, "Round & Round (It Won't Be Long)"
Motörhead, "Dancing On Your Grave"
Rollins Band, "Starve"
Biz Markie, "Get Retarded"
Harry Nilsson, "Everybody's Talkin' At Me"
Nirvana, “I Hate Myself And Want To Die”
The Auteurs, “I’m A Rich Man’s Toy”
Suicidal Tendencies, “Institutionalized”
Kate Bush, “Pull Out The Pin”
Radiohead, “In Limbo”
The Ramones, “Bad Brain”
Belle and Sebastian, “Sleep The Clock Around”
Townes Van Zandt, “Waitin’ Around To Die”
Bobby Brown, “My Prerogative”
His Name Is Alive, “Sitting Still Moving Still Staring”
Tori Amos, “Silent All These Years”
Gino Vanelli, “Living Inside Myself”
They Might Be Giants, “I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die”
Bob Marley, “Get Up, Stand Up”
Bob Seger, "Tryin' To Live My Life Without You"

22 comments:

  1. Hur hur hur. Funny. And actually, compared to Tom Delay-style necrophilia, I'd say it's in pretty fair taste.

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  2. And the Scarecrow's song from Wizard of Oz: If I only had a brain.

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  3. Anonymous12:45 AM

    Perhaps these are truly tasteless, but might I suggest two Funkadelic titles?

    "Maggot Brain"

    "Super Stupid"

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  4. Anonymous6:59 AM

    And then there's "Please Release Me."

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  5. Anonymous7:06 AM

    Is this still on?

    Type O Negative:"Life is Killing Me"

    "Just let me die w/ dignity

    It's not suicide,it's simply mercy

    Just who do you think you are?

    Medical school don't make you God

    Now I don't care what you've been taught

    Just get me off this life support"

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  6. HA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! I've been wanting to write about all this Schiavo crap, but I'm so over it. Can I link to this in lieu of having to come up with anything articulate to say about it myself?

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  7. Anonymous7:46 AM

    Don't tell me Terry not got the Led Out. How about

    In My Time of Dying
    (Bonham/Jones/Page/Plant)
    In my time of dying, want nobody to mourn
    All I want for you to do is take my body home
    Well, well, well, so I can die easy (X2)
    Jesus, gonna make up my dyin' bed.
    Meet me, Jesus, meet me. Meet me in the middle of the air
    If my wings should fail me, Lord. Please meet me with another pair
    Well, well, well, so I can die easy (X2)
    Jesus, gonna make up.. somebody, somebody...
    Jesus gonna make up... Jesus gonna make you my dyin' bed
    Oh, Saint Peter, at the gates of heaven... Won't you let me in
    I never did no harm. I never did no wrong
    Oh, Gabriel, let me blow your horn. Let me blow your horn
    Oh, I never did, did no harm.
    I've only been this young once. I never thought I'd do anybody no wrong
    No, not once.
    Oh, I did somebody some good. Somebody some good...
    Oh, did somebody some good. I must have did somebody some good...
    And I see them in the streets
    And I see them in the field
    And I hear them shouting under my feet
    And I know it's got to be real
    Oh, Lord, deliver me
    All the wrong I've done
    You can deliver me, Lord
    I only wanted to have some fun.
    Hear the angels marchin', hear the' marchin', hear them marchin',
    hear them marchin', the' marchin'
    Oh my Jesus... (repeat)
    Oh, don't you make it my dyin', dyin', dyin'...
    (Studio Chatter: That's gonna be the one, isn't it?
    Come have a listen, then.
    Oh yes, thank you.)

    If that does not fit, well there is always Stairway to Heaven

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  8. Anonymous7:54 AM

    The Zombies, "She's Not There":

    Well, let me tell you 'bout the way she looked
    The way she acted, the color of her hair
    Her voice was soft and cool, her eyes were clear and bright
    But she's not there . . .

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  9. Anonymous9:10 AM

    "Stuck in a Moment You Can't Get Out Of" - U2

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  10. MC 900 Foot Jesus also had "If I Only Had a Brain". Considering the absurdity of this whole debacle, I think it would be more appropriate.

    Perhaps also the theme from MASH? "Suicide is painless"?

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  11. As long as I'm going to hell, another suggestion just came up on my iPod:

    Nine Inch Nails "Head Like a Hole"

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  12. Anonymous11:31 AM

    Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock-
    "Don't Sleep on It"
    "Times are Gettin' Ill"

    Outkast-
    "She's Alive"
    "She Lives in My Lap"

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  13. Anonymous1:43 PM

    Some of us lost it all in a popcorn box.

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  14. Anonymous6:07 PM

    Cypress Hill -- I Ain't Goin' Out Like That

    The Doors -- The End

    Nu Shooz -- I Can't Wait

    Miles Davis -- Seven Steps To Heaven

    Nas -- Life's A Bi$@?


    (based mostly on titles of songs, though some content is, er, appropriate as well...)

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  15. "Hold On" -- Wilson Philips

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  16. Anonymous6:58 PM

    "Anna Stesia" - Prince

    ""Death May Be Your Santa Claus" - Mott the Hoople

    "No One Receiving" - Brian Eno

    "Killin' Brain Cells" - Kid Rock

    "Inertia Creeps" - Massive Attack

    "Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed" - David Bowie

    "I'd Rather Be Blind, Crippled and Crazy" - O.V. Wright

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  17. The Cramps, "Zombie Dance"

    That's actually a dedication to the protesters outside the hospice.

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  18. Anonymous3:54 PM

    Probably some Ashlee Simpson, too.

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  19. red hot chili peppers
    i like dirt
    parraelel universe

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  20. This is one of the thousand reasons why I love the internet.

    Totally innocent person who's 'life' was exploited by the media and the internets.

    The humor at her expense has even gotten worse posthumously.... I LOVE IT.

    This is not sarcasm...ROCK ON INTERNET!!!

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  21. Anonymous11:02 AM

    I love the list .. haha Find out more songs that relate to this topic in music stores. Don't have the funds to pay for new CD's try payday loans for all of your music needs.

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