Tuesday, March 22, 2005

MMM...BAD TASTE

What's on Terri Schiavo's iPod?

Dean Martin, “Let Me Go, Lover”
The Beach Boys, “Busy Doin’ Nothin’”
Pink Floyd, “Comfortably Numb”
Simon & Garfunkel, “I Am A Rock”
Otis Rush, “My Love Will Never Die”
The Mothers Of Invention, “Call Any Vegetable”
Starz, “Pull The Plug”
The Smiths, “Girlfriend In A Coma”
The Tubes, “Don’t Want To Wait Anymore”
The Delgados, “Pull The Wires From The Walls”
X, "When Our Love Passed Out On The Couch"
“Food, Glorious Food” (from the Oliver soundtrack)
Danzig, “Can’t Speak”
The Supremes, “You Keep Me Hangin’ On”
Gary Numan, “My Dying Machine”
Michael Jackson, “Leave Me Alone”
Temple Of The Dog, “Hunger Strike”
Joy Division, “She’s Lost Control”
Metallica, "One"
Neil Young & Crazy Horse, "Round & Round (It Won't Be Long)"
Motörhead, "Dancing On Your Grave"
Rollins Band, "Starve"
Biz Markie, "Get Retarded"
Harry Nilsson, "Everybody's Talkin' At Me"
Nirvana, “I Hate Myself And Want To Die”
The Auteurs, “I’m A Rich Man’s Toy”
Suicidal Tendencies, “Institutionalized”
Kate Bush, “Pull Out The Pin”
Radiohead, “In Limbo”
The Ramones, “Bad Brain”
Belle and Sebastian, “Sleep The Clock Around”
Townes Van Zandt, “Waitin’ Around To Die”
Bobby Brown, “My Prerogative”
His Name Is Alive, “Sitting Still Moving Still Staring”
Tori Amos, “Silent All These Years”
Gino Vanelli, “Living Inside Myself”
They Might Be Giants, “I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die”
Bob Marley, “Get Up, Stand Up”
Bob Seger, "Tryin' To Live My Life Without You"

30 comments:

GeoX said...

Hur hur hur. Funny. And actually, compared to Tom Delay-style necrophilia, I'd say it's in pretty fair taste.

Ereshkigal said...

Don't forget Simon & Garfunkel's "I am a Rock".

The last two lines:

"I am a rock, I am an island.

And a rock feels no pain, and an island never cries."

Glen said...

And the Scarecrow's song from Wizard of Oz: If I only had a brain.

Screamin' Demon said...

Eric Dolphy, "Out To Lunch"

Anonymous said...

Perhaps these are truly tasteless, but might I suggest two Funkadelic titles?

"Maggot Brain"

"Super Stupid"

Anonymous said...

And then there's "Please Release Me."

Anonymous said...

Is this still on?

Type O Negative:"Life is Killing Me"

"Just let me die w/ dignity

It's not suicide,it's simply mercy

Just who do you think you are?

Medical school don't make you God

Now I don't care what you've been taught

Just get me off this life support"

ORF said...

HA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! I've been wanting to write about all this Schiavo crap, but I'm so over it. Can I link to this in lieu of having to come up with anything articulate to say about it myself?

Anonymous said...

Don't tell me Terry not got the Led Out. How about

In My Time of Dying
(Bonham/Jones/Page/Plant)
In my time of dying, want nobody to mourn
All I want for you to do is take my body home
Well, well, well, so I can die easy (X2)
Jesus, gonna make up my dyin' bed.
Meet me, Jesus, meet me. Meet me in the middle of the air
If my wings should fail me, Lord. Please meet me with another pair
Well, well, well, so I can die easy (X2)
Jesus, gonna make up.. somebody, somebody...
Jesus gonna make up... Jesus gonna make you my dyin' bed
Oh, Saint Peter, at the gates of heaven... Won't you let me in
I never did no harm. I never did no wrong
Oh, Gabriel, let me blow your horn. Let me blow your horn
Oh, I never did, did no harm.
I've only been this young once. I never thought I'd do anybody no wrong
No, not once.
Oh, I did somebody some good. Somebody some good...
Oh, did somebody some good. I must have did somebody some good...
And I see them in the streets
And I see them in the field
And I hear them shouting under my feet
And I know it's got to be real
Oh, Lord, deliver me
All the wrong I've done
You can deliver me, Lord
I only wanted to have some fun.
Hear the angels marchin', hear the' marchin', hear them marchin',
hear them marchin', the' marchin'
Oh my Jesus... (repeat)
Oh, don't you make it my dyin', dyin', dyin'...
(Studio Chatter: That's gonna be the one, isn't it?
Come have a listen, then.
Oh yes, thank you.)

If that does not fit, well there is always Stairway to Heaven

Anonymous said...

The Zombies, "She's Not There":

Well, let me tell you 'bout the way she looked
The way she acted, the color of her hair
Her voice was soft and cool, her eyes were clear and bright
But she's not there . . .

Anonymous said...

"Stuck in a Moment You Can't Get Out Of" - U2

"Fair and Balanced" Dave said...

Pink Floyd "Brain Damage" (From "Dark Side of the Moon"

Anonymous said...

"Who Are the Brain Police?" -- Mothers

Hankblog said...

MC 900 Foot Jesus also had "If I Only Had a Brain". Considering the absurdity of this whole debacle, I think it would be more appropriate.

Perhaps also the theme from MASH? "Suicide is painless"?

Hankblog said...

As long as I'm going to hell, another suggestion just came up on my iPod:

Nine Inch Nails "Head Like a Hole"

Postmasta General said...

Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock-
"Don't Sleep on It"
"Times are Gettin' Ill"

Outkast-
"She's Alive"
"She Lives in My Lap"

Grotesqueticle said...

Starz? And here I thought I was the only person south of Canada to remember them.

Anonymous said...

Some of us lost it all in a popcorn box.

chica toxica said...

Le Tigre: "Keep On Living"

Anonymous said...

You are all mean, mean, nasty people who should all be ashamed of yourselves.

And you owe me a new keyboard.

Anonymous said...

Cypress Hill -- I Ain't Goin' Out Like That

The Doors -- The End

Nu Shooz -- I Can't Wait

Miles Davis -- Seven Steps To Heaven

Nas -- Life's A Bi$@?


(based mostly on titles of songs, though some content is, er, appropriate as well...)

LizDexic said...

How about "Endless Sleep" for her parents....

My heart cried out she's mine to keep
I'll save my baby from an endless sleep


and did someone mention "You Keep Me Hangin' On"....?

teh l4m3 said...

"Hold On" -- Wilson Philips

Josh said...

Heh. I did the same thing at Honestengine.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

"Anna Stesia" - Prince

""Death May Be Your Santa Claus" - Mott the Hoople

"No One Receiving" - Brian Eno

"Killin' Brain Cells" - Kid Rock

"Inertia Creeps" - Massive Attack

"Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed" - David Bowie

"I'd Rather Be Blind, Crippled and Crazy" - O.V. Wright

SwaG! said...

The Cramps, "Zombie Dance"

That's actually a dedication to the protesters outside the hospice.

pthompson said...

Probably some Ashlee Simpson, too.

Zach said...

red hot chili peppers
i like dirt
parraelel universe

AO said...

This is one of the thousand reasons why I love the internet.

Totally innocent person who's 'life' was exploited by the media and the internets.

The humor at her expense has even gotten worse posthumously.... I LOVE IT.

This is not sarcasm...ROCK ON INTERNET!!!

Megan said...

I love the list .. haha Find out more songs that relate to this topic in music stores. Don't have the funds to pay for new CD's try payday loans for all of your music needs.