I haven't seen a display of self-loathing and transference as pathetic as this in quite a while.
Britney Spears had a kid. How about the culture at large gives her a fucking break for five fucking minutes, huh? How about not turning the announcement into a splatter-painting of some pissed-off journalist's bile. Nobody put a gun to this cunt's head and forced her to write about pop culture for a living. I don't like Britney Spears' music, but you know what? She doesn't deserve to have people like Joal Ryan pissing on the birth of her child. Nobody does. Not even the kind of woman who names her kid "Joal." (See how easy it is?)