The greatest movie never made is in line to be remade. Now, I have never been a Jerry Lewis fan. Not even The Nutty Professor (the flick everybody busts out when they wanna say "No, really, he's a genius") does jack for me. But I am a fiercely loyal Paul Schrader fan. I even like Light Sleeper and his Exorcist movie. (Even the presence of nekkid Gretchen Mol won't get me to stick up for Forever Mine, though.) So I will wind up seeing this thing, certainly on DVD and maybe even in a theater.