I got my audio engineer's certificate in today's mail. So now all I need to do is find some bands and a studio foolish enough to let me behind the board, and voila! I'll be one of those hubristic asshole critics who puts his money where his mouth is and tries to make the record he thinks everyone else should have been making all along. (See Landau, Jon; Marsh, Dave; Albini, Steve.) With luck, mine will sound a lot like Sir Lord Baltimore's Kingdom Come or Grand Funk Railroad's Closer To Home. Exciting, no?