Two Mormons just came to my door. There's a temple a block and a half from my house, but this rarely happens. They smiled when I opened the door (in this neighborhood, an Anglo face is a rarity), and the shorter, grinnier one said, "Hi, we're here spreading a message about Jesus Christ, would you like to hear it." I smiled back and said, "I review heavy metal records and porn DVDs for a living. You do not want to talk to me about Jesus. Have a good day."