I watched the National Spelling Bee finals last night. What, you didn't? What are you, some kind of anti-intellectual knuckle-dragger? Tense stuff; I thought for sure the fix was in when the little Canadian girl who placed second got five French words in a row. There's no way that's random chance. Still, it all worked out fine in the end. Represent, New Jersey! Better her than some of the creepy autistic dudes up there. Yoiks.